The Articles of Asbel
Article 1:
Search parties will go out everyday at five in search of potential prisoners. Official searchers will wear elephant shaped hats made of zebra wool, carrying water pistols.
Article 2:
Thou shall not commit suicide, doing such will result in thine immediate execution.
(Midnah: Tee hee hee! I came up with that one!)
Article 3:
Thou shall not tie animal to poles, or at all for that matter.
Article 4:
Rabbits are not allowed to take over the world or any humans.
(Skull's idea... it is afraid of bunnies turning evil for some reason...)
Article 5:
Thou shall not consume or have possession of chocolate unless you are a part of the Royal Court, or a member of the Fleud.
Article 6:
Thou shan't hurt thine chickens, for they are thine food.
Article 7:
Caterpillars shall only become butterflies on the 7th of December.
Article 8:
Watermelons shall be eaten on every Friday, for they are the national fruit.
Article 9:
Pumpkins shall be grown to be thrown at beggars on the national holiday of October 31st.
Article 10:
All merchants shall own dogs. All the poor shall own cats. If a merchant owns a snake, then he shall be executed.
Article 11:
Dragons shall reside in dungeons, caves, or mountains. The dungeon dwellers will be fed the dogs and cats of owners who don't pay their bills.
Search parties will go out everyday at five in search of potential prisoners. Official searchers will wear elephant shaped hats made of zebra wool, carrying water pistols.
Article 2:
Thou shall not commit suicide, doing such will result in thine immediate execution.
(Midnah: Tee hee hee! I came up with that one!)
Article 3:
Thou shall not tie animal to poles, or at all for that matter.
Article 4:
Rabbits are not allowed to take over the world or any humans.
(Skull's idea... it is afraid of bunnies turning evil for some reason...)
Article 5:
Thou shall not consume or have possession of chocolate unless you are a part of the Royal Court, or a member of the Fleud.
Article 6:
Thou shan't hurt thine chickens, for they are thine food.
Article 7:
Caterpillars shall only become butterflies on the 7th of December.
Article 8:
Watermelons shall be eaten on every Friday, for they are the national fruit.
Article 9:
Pumpkins shall be grown to be thrown at beggars on the national holiday of October 31st.
Article 10:
All merchants shall own dogs. All the poor shall own cats. If a merchant owns a snake, then he shall be executed.
Article 11:
Dragons shall reside in dungeons, caves, or mountains. The dungeon dwellers will be fed the dogs and cats of owners who don't pay their bills.
Constitution of Asbel
Amendment 1:
The King will only be succeeded by blood relatives. The king will always be king, and such cannot be changed.
Amendment 2:
The King chooses his/her court. None can ask to be a part of it.
Amendment 3:
None shall have a group that is disagreeable to the King's livelyhood. Such shall result in the group leader's assissination, inflicted by Skull.
Amendment 4:
Skull can do whatever it wishes, as long as it gets the King's okay.
Amendment 5:
Only the army, marines, Skull and the King can carry weapons.
Amendment 6:
Puppies must be kept on a leash at all times, even within the homes. Only in gated backyards may they be without.(Rose is the only exception to this law.)
Amendment 7:
People named after amphibians must remain within a ten mile radius outside the castle, violation will result in your status as hunted.(Hint, hint)
Amendment 8:
Thou shalt not refuse to go to school until thou are finished with thine second grade education. (There is actually a specific reason for this.)
Amendment 9:
The king, of amazingness, if he is executed, assassinated, dies, or anything of the sort, he must be succeeded. The order of succession changes with every king, and King Link's is:
Kitty, Midnah, Skull, the Princess and finally Christian.
If, in fact, all of these people are unable to succeed the King, then the world of Asbel will fall into a Warring States period, and the winning noble will become the successor.
The King will only be succeeded by blood relatives. The king will always be king, and such cannot be changed.
Amendment 2:
The King chooses his/her court. None can ask to be a part of it.
Amendment 3:
None shall have a group that is disagreeable to the King's livelyhood. Such shall result in the group leader's assissination, inflicted by Skull.
Amendment 4:
Skull can do whatever it wishes, as long as it gets the King's okay.
Amendment 5:
Only the army, marines, Skull and the King can carry weapons.
Amendment 6:
Puppies must be kept on a leash at all times, even within the homes. Only in gated backyards may they be without.(Rose is the only exception to this law.)
Amendment 7:
People named after amphibians must remain within a ten mile radius outside the castle, violation will result in your status as hunted.(Hint, hint)
Amendment 8:
Thou shalt not refuse to go to school until thou are finished with thine second grade education. (There is actually a specific reason for this.)
Amendment 9:
The king, of amazingness, if he is executed, assassinated, dies, or anything of the sort, he must be succeeded. The order of succession changes with every king, and King Link's is:
Kitty, Midnah, Skull, the Princess and finally Christian.
If, in fact, all of these people are unable to succeed the King, then the world of Asbel will fall into a Warring States period, and the winning noble will become the successor.